“Hey would you have any interest in joining the JLR?”

“Hell yeah, I would! Do I need my own costume and secret identity or will the JLR provide it?”

“Um…what?”

“Well, if I’m going to join a Justice League, I’m going to need a costume and secret identity. Come on, this can’t be news to you. You’re on the JLR yourself, right?”

“Are you serious? You think JLR stands for Justice League? Uh… It’s the Junior League of Richmond.”

“Oh. Ok then. No.”